Saturday, February 21, 2015

Enough is enough

A familiar place, a familiar aggravation.

The ability to see/read a row of alphabets is the ticket to "normalcy". Is this better now?  Or was the one before the previous one better? I don't know. I don't want to care.

A strange heavy contraption rests on the nose as lens after lens is imposed on my eyes one at a time.

The mission is noble but intolerable all the same. Let me go. I am perfectly happy with my old glasses. Sort of.

Friday, February 20, 2015

The mid~action pause

Is there a word for when in the thick of important work, an old newspaper is about to be ripped up for some mundane household use and an article catches the eye? If not, there should be. I seem to spend most of my time reading that kind of stuff more intently than what is current.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Kejriwal urf Panda bear

For anyone who knows how the real world works, every one of Team Arvind Kejriwal's ideas scream "Impractical".  
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Yes sir, we know that almost everyone currently in any position of power is corrupt. Sadly, we also know that we can't get rid of them all at once. The wise people of India prefer the slow survivalist mentality over the revolutionary one. 
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Or so we thought. The 2014 Delhi assembly elections showed that the people of India wanted to press the reset button. However, it took only 49 days for Arvind Kejriwal to realize the vast gulf between protest politics and power politics.
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Idealism met practicality and was given a resounding thrashing.
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Astonishingly, going by the exit polls for the 2015 re-election, Team Arvind Kejriwal is back in business. Even if it doesn't come to power, the Aam Aadmi Party will once again be a strong presence in the Delhi legislative assembly.
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Who are these impractical people who keep believing in this impractical man?
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The answer may lie with the giant panda. Yes, that bamboo eating, black and white bundle of cuteness hiding away in a handful of remote forests of China.
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The World Wildlife Fund's panda bear logo has worked wonders for it. It made people care. About wildlife conservation, about everyone's duty towards it, about what we were about to lose. A wonderful denizen of the world, they simply would not let it down. The guilt of losing it would be just too much to handle.


Close up of a cute baby 7-month old panda cub ...
Close up of a cute baby 7-month old panda cub in the Wolong Nature Reserve in Sichuan, China. Photo by Sheila Lau. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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Arvind Kejriwal and his ideas walk the same zone of real, important and rare. Getting into politics wasn't a move supported by all of India Against Corruption's supporters. Yet, just as corruption is at the core of each and every problem plaguing India, politics is at the core of each and every solution. No politics, no progress.
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He made mistakes along the way as any human being is wont to. A few AAP colleagues dropped out, supporters felt disillusioned and he publicly apologized for his dramatic resignation from the office of Delhi CM. Despite all of this, the voters, it seems, are ready to give him the benefit of the doubt.
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What he keeps repeating ad nauseum is nothing but the truth. Corruption is unacceptable. Doesn't matter, shouldn't matter whether you are a multi-billionaire Ambani or a traffic signal cop. It's true that not everyone will get caught, but those who are cannot be forgiven by the public with a "Yeh toh hotaa hi hai" [This is a part of life] inevitability.
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In some ways, a perfect world where not a single rupee is unaccounted for is a "cute" idea. The "cuteness", as we have seen, has high staying power. This cuteness is an ideal, but this cuteness we must see. This cuteness we will fight for, for this cuteness will set us free.
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Monday, February 2, 2015

Remember the 90s

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30 is a very odd age to be.
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For those younger, it is an age too old to matter and for those older, too young an age to be taken seriously.
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Not that it doesn't have a few advantages.
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Being 30 means that the 90s are part of your mental make-up. The age of Kumar Sanu singing for very oddly dressed film stars with even odder hairdos, seeing the first 'real' cars show up on Indian roads and the thrill of having more than one TV channel on air - you know what I am talking about.
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Most importantly, you remember that Indian cricket team, the REAL Indian cricket team. A time when Rajesh Chauhan and Hrishikesh Kanitkar were the toast of the nation, if only for a week or two. When "Venkatesh Prasad's slower one" seemed like a bad joke... until of course he got Aamir Sohail in that match. When Robin Singh and Ajay Jadeja scrambled together many a thrilling match winning partnership... against the likes of Zimbabwe & Kenya. 
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Yet we cheered. For that team. Knowing full well that our boys had not a chance in hell against the likes of Allan Donald and Wasim Akram. The boys did surprise us though with little patches of sunshine. The Hero Cup win of 1992, the intermittent flashes of brilliance from the bats of Azhar and Tendulkar, the "judgement given but off stump knocked back" moments of Javagal Srinath v/s Ejaz Ahmed - all remembered in HD in a time of great desolation & deprivation.
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The anger and the frustration, the non-stop assault on our self confidence, the desperate clinging onto every obscure superstition known to man - all in the hope of futile victory. We remember.
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At a time like this, a couple of weeks before our big title defence, those memories are oddly... a source of strength. Yes, our bowling attack is bat fodder and yes, our star batsmen are little puppies reacting to vacuum cleaners when the ball starts to swing. For all of the complaints against the present team, they are really not that bad.
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The primary reason for my faith is that this team is led by a man who is a personal hero, even though clearly "after my time". Mahendra Singh Dhoni has been a divisive figure of late but I tend to stand my ground on my original opinion of him. Clear headed, calm, aggressive, explosive - Dhoni is simultaneously all of this, without any apparent contradiction. India has never had a captain/player like him and in MSD I trust.
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Virat Kohli, whose irritating sledging based aggression I like only when Australia is the opponent ('coz they've earned it :P), is nevertheless a reliably spectacular batsman. His drive to win is maniacal and some maniacs are always welcome. Rohit Sharma and Shikhar Dhawan, casual as sometimes they may be, are when in their groove, unstoppable. 
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To keep the sanity, there is always the eye pleasing Ajinkya Rahane, whose stable-aggressive-technical combination is a rarity in flamboyant batting sides like India. Suresh Raina is by now an old hand. He knows what to do. I am willing to overlook his poor performance in this most recent series. He almost always steps up for the big games.
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The fast bowlers I won't even discuss but Mohammad Shami & Bhuvaneshwar Kumar need to get their act together as they are the only ones on whom any hopes can rest. Sir Jadeja and RAshwin? Well, it's Australia and New Zealand so expect from them at best the containment of runs. In short, the bowling attack must concede only such an amount of runs that our batsmen can chase. Or the stick wielders must score enough that even their pie-chuckers can defend.
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The contenders are many - South Africa, Australia and New Zealand bringing strong squads to the melee. Of late, the Indian cricket team has been horrific. The stars as they say are clearly not aligned. 
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What then should we do for World Cup 2014? Nothing special I would say. Nothing you haven't done before.
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Put your faith in things more than likely to disappoint. Be prepared for the inevitable but in your heart, nurture little sparks of hope. Because there is no other way. Because we don't know any other way. Because we don't want to know any other way.
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This is who we are. This is our team. This is our dream.
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#WeWontGiveItBack


Sunday, January 25, 2015

You, me and dengue

English: Nana Patekar at rehearsal of 'Namo Gu...
English: Nana Patekar at rehearsal of 'Namo Gurjari Namostute' (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Laid low. By a mosquito. Of a vicious variety. A daytime stinger, a clean water breeder. Not much possible in way of protection. It was destiny. A bone wracking, delirious, feverish destiny where Nana Patekar's apparition often showed up repeating his legendary dialogue on the aforementioned insect.
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As for the disease itself, no known medicines. Only that ancient hope driven prescription. Rest. With the dengue virus feasting on your pani-puri platelets, it's up to your body to beat out the invader. Good luck with that.
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A party person I am not. But New Year's Eve in a hospital wasn't the alternative on my mind either. More preferable would have been in the company of a good book. Even better, deep in slumber on my very own bed.
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But it was not to be. In general, recent New Year's Eves have been less than happy times for me.
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2015 was rung in with half a bottle of saline strapped to my wrist for company. 2014 was rung in watching Dhoom 3 in a musty old multiplex. I must say this though. This year's experience was much less traumatic than the last.
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The hospital stay did provide enough scope for reflection. On past promises and future hopes and present restrictions. Only when confined to a bed and feeling reasonably recovered, do seconds convey their weight, minutes seem capable of filling ship-holds and hours... hours hold the promise of glories unachieved.
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Then, you are discharged. Time squeezes back into its real world stinginess. Days made of 24 previously infinite hours go by in the flash of an eye. Work that pays the bills can only be put off when basic health is at stake. Getting back on your feet, big relief that it is, translates into getting back into the cubicle.
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I trust that for the bulk of you have had a dengue free New Year's Eve mildly better than mine. To tell you the truth, it wasn't all bad. In a first, I had been imparted Undertaker like capabilities to rise up from the dead, sit up with the magic power of a remote control enabled bed.
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Even if you haven't, keep your peace. 
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What is the 1st of January anyway? A Roman emperor of antiquity declaring one month to be before the rest? Not the start of a season, not the start of a celestial cycle, no basis for the undue attention it gets. 
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Remember that in all the dates and years that your history books forced you to mug up, nothing of significance seemed to have started on January 1. That would just make it too easy to remember.
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Monday, May 26, 2014

Guns and g(l)ory?

Justice
Justice (Photo credit: donsutherland1)
In a ridiculous profiling mish-mash, I received letters in the mail from both the National Rifle Association asking me to stand up for gun rights and the Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence... on the same day.
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The NRA? As a self identified left-of-centre liberal, most of those who know me would be shocked to know that I had had any kind of association with the NRA. But I did. Thanks to Groupon.
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Last year, the NRA had organized a Small Arms Training class in a nearby Massachusetts town and I always had a nerdy engineering driven interest in guns. This was an opportunity to learn about guns hands-on in the relative safety of a shooting range under the supervision of certified instructors. I could not let this pass.
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To tell you the truth, I was mightily queasy about what an NRA "training" might entail, very much due to the biased image of the NRA I had developed from constant lampooning on the Colbert Report. Funny as Colbert is, reaching across the aisle is not his forte. Die-hard fan of Stephen Colbert I remain but my half-a-day of training left me with a mightily positive opinion of the NRA [Please read this blog post at least through the next two paragraphs for my final opinion]
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This was immediately in the aftermath of the Aurora Colorado movie theatre massacre but all the class focused on was on responsible gun ownership. Sure, there was the usual short spiel about how the gun maniacs/mass murderers only attacked places where people are unarmed but on the whole, it was about being aware of the dangers and duties of being a gun carrying citizen. The instructors were ex-cops and ex-military men. They spoke with genuine gravity about why guns were not toys. I was impressed. [Please keep reading!]
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Then came the horror at the Sandy Hook Elementary School. When Wayne LaPierre, NRA's Executive VP came up to the press and said words to the tune of "If only the school had armed guards...", my hitherto 'good' impression of the NRA was blown out of the water. If someone's solution involves employing semi-automatic rifle carrying guards at every school for toddlers across the 3rd largest country in the world, it leaves little room for doubt on whose payroll they are.
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What do I think about the right to bear arms? I think it is a law which had its roots in the time when the USA was still an unexplored frontier and self-help was the only help. Times have moved on since. People around the world know so much about the USA now that they keep requesting it to get out of their faces and want it to go do its own thing. The Wild West lives on in Hollywood and Seth McFarlane's imagination but that's about it.
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The argument for the USA's Founding Fathers supposedly wanting to maintain armed militia to 'fight' an autocratic federal government is easily dismissed. If in accordance to all government conspiracy nightmares, the Navy Seal Team 6 decides to pay you a visit in the middle of the night, hate to be the one to break it to you but no amount of civilian gun training will protect you from defeat. Ask Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait... In a face-off between well trained professionals and panicked amateurs, the verdict is easy to predict. The days of muskets and bayonets are long gone. Keep an eye out for the drones!
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The question of whether if and how such an archaic law should be restricted is a dicier one. I happen to personally know a number of gun owners who are not the slavering lunatics that some sections of the left leaning mainstream media portray them to be. But they are very very protective of their gun rights. Clubbing them with the gun loonies is downright unfair. If a compromise is really sought, badmouthing them blindly is not the way to go.
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Tradition is an important thing and for some of these folks, guns represent that tradition - passed on from great-grandfathers to great-grandsons, about memories and experiences shared in the great outdoors. Hunting is something I would have a hard time picking up as a hobby simply because I love wildlife and nature too much but it is a skill which is important to retain as a link to our past. Some of the greatest conservationists were hunters too. Charles Sheldon (behind Denali National Park) and Jim Corbett (honored by Corbett National Park) spring to mind.
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The primary difficulty which the gun rights supporters seem to have is comprehending that guns had to do anything with the crimes that were committed. If they didn't have a gun, they would have used a knife or a bomb or a car, they insist. They would point to a case like Elliot Rodger from two days ago where he stabbed 3 people to death before taking his handguns on a shooting spree killing 3 more through a college town before crashing his car in an attempt to run over as many people as he could.
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Here's where reading through the tens of thousands of words of his twisted "My twisted world manifesto" would help. The number of times the NRA was mentioned in his seething racist, class and money obsessed, inferiority complex/superiority complex infused and ultimately sad diatribe against society? Zero times. The number of sentences about guns or his love for guns in the dozens of pages of his self-obsessed vision of society and his "Day of Retribution"? Two or three measly sentences.
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Ha! We told ya! So would say the advocates for unrestricted gun rights. Just a lone loony tune in whose hands guns were just another tool. Why don't people talk about the knife that he used or the car that he plowed through the crowds? Why are the guns the focus?
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Here's why. When Elliot Rodger went to buy a knife, he wouldn't be asked why he wanted one. He didn't need to be. It for all practical purposes was to chop vegetables for his meal. When Elliot Rodger got a BMW from his parents, it wasn't really big news because he needed a ride to get to college. But when Elliot Rodger went to buy 3 handguns from 3 different shops, that was the only time the government should have asked upfront "Why?" Because guns have only one ultimate purpose and owners have to wisen up to their responsibilities.
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Yes, I understand that target practice at a shooting range is not a crime and there is a sporting aspect to it. Yes, I understand that in a remote location where police help is dozens of minutes if not hours away from arriving, having a gun cabinet makes sense. Yes, I understand that merely talking about guns & their technology is just a hobby like any other.
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What doesn't make sense is an irrational fear that a central government database is a covert Communist manifesto to eventually snatch all your guns. What doesn't make sense is that the government can't even ask why you need to stockpile a mini arsenal for which impending war. What doesn't make sense is that gun people don't see how easy it is for someone with an agenda to unleash terrible carnage by the little trigger located at the end of his fingers.
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Go back to Elliot Rodger's manifesto and read how warped his world view was - his obsession with sex and of his rejection by 'every girl in the world', girls he didn't even have the courage to talk to. Read how he turned everything into a conspiracy against his "deserved greatness" and on how on his Day of Retribution, he would be the God of the screaming masses. Read of how he was afraid of his own death but was driven by a 'higher' purpose, to rid the world of 'evil' women and put the remaining ones in their 'rightful' place, subservient to 'great' men like him.
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All the ravings of a madman, I assure you, but think of the smugness that such a man would have when he is looking at you from behind the barrel of a gun. Guns do have that peculiar charm for any madman, anyone who rightfully or wrongfully assumes that he deserves better. The great equalizer in his mad eyes, the relentless machine of death in the eyes of his innocent victims. A quick squeeze of the trigger and his violent visions of 'justice' come to fruition. 
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There is too much frustration and anger and argument in our world. Everyone has their own reasons, warped or not, to seek a solution. With a gun handy, all too often, the so called 'solution' is rash and easy to execute. The gun is more than a tool for self-defense; in the wrong hands it is a short-cut to disaster. 
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Men and women trained in the art of protection, the police and the armed forces, do need their guns but they need it only because without it, they would be unable to fulfill their duty in dangerous situations. Even they snap sometimes, they who spend day in and day out next to these metal one way solutions, they who know the true costs of pulling that trigger. They are also answerable to all for every time they touch their weapons and on how they use them.
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Why should a normal person living a normal life expect to go through his life unquestioned about this power he holds at his fingertips? Power that can be so easily misdirected, power that can be so easily brandished, power that can so easily ruin lives forever. Yes, the weapons were bought with personal money, not government but accountability for such powers is crucial and no amount of whinging can obscure that.
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The fact that the gun rights debate has been reduced to a shouting match is showing its tragic consequences, most recently in Isla Vista. On a word-by-word re-publication of Eliot Rodger's 'manifesto' on Scribd.com, there were 180 plus Likes! Kids who would not go to his lengths but appreciate his 'standing up' for them. 
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Cho Seung Hui, who in the Virginia Tech massacre of 2007 shot dead 32 people, before he was stopped, had a similar 'anti bully' agenda. These feelings of rage are real, surrounding us and unfortunately so are the tools to 'pay back'. Yes, the worst cases are cases of mental health issues too but saying these are mental health issues alone is getting a bit too difficult to give credence to.
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Liberals say that gun owners won't give an inch and gun owners say that if they give an inch, liberals will snatch a mile. Paranoia afflicts both sides equally. The gun owners have a powerful financial lobby of gun-makers and the NRA behind them. The gun restrictions lobby has the support of the people in sheer numbers but not of the politicians who depend heavily on small arms manufacturers for campaign funding. 
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A compromise, if it is ever reached, will definitely leave one side fuming but it is better than making no progress at all. As the only developed country in the world which still has such a huge gun owning civilian population, the US represents a special case. Its specific history has a big part to play in its gun culture and like all culture, it has its glaring share of shortcomings which need to be reviewed and modified. 
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The shrill claims of equating guns with freedom ring hollow when the list of men, women and children killed by gun violence keeps growing ever longer. The price of freedom is to be cognizant of the responsibilities that come with it and how those responsibilities change as time moves on. Guns are not the price of freedom, planning for their dual edged reality is.
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Monday, May 19, 2014

Learner

STUDENT DRIVER
STUDENT DRIVER (Photo credit: the past tends to disappear)
It was to be expected from a student driver, the occasional meandering into another lane and the overcautious approach to corners, turning and checking for hidden tigers at the same time. So too was the long line of cars slowed down and stuck behind him, cursing their luck and falsely confident that when they were at this stage, they weren't this bad. 
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There's nothing more effective than the Driving School or Student Driver board on a vehicle to add a fully aware, all senses at full alert segment into the most boring of everyday drives even for the most jaded of drivers. A student driver, especially a self proclaimed one is an element of the road who represents a mystery, an unknown quantity in this mostly orderly world. What will he do next, is the question on everybody's mind while they are trying their best to stay out of his 'attack' zone.
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Now if a 15 ton, 50 feet long bus has the words "STUDENT DRIVER" emblazoned on it, just imagine the excitement it brings with it on the average aimlessly beautiful Sunday afternoon. Every other driver on the road now has only one concern, how on earth do I get as far away as possible; possibly even the average student driver in a car is trying to do the same thing.
I was one of those other drivers yesterday afternoon and never having seen a bus driver in training before, now realized that everyone has a learning curve to follow! Sure, the notorious bus drivers of India's highways I had known and feared for a long time but I never thought that they too would have had this nervous phase, the time before they became sure that their bus was only an auto-rickshaw and drove it likewise. 
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